Stabilized Thermal Lance

Jul 30 2012

dixiechicken:

starmander:

dixiechicken:

starmander:

It is 10:40 PM

And the one thing I want most of all in the whole world right now

Is a big-ass 40-pack of chocolate Timbits

Fuck everything

WELL NOW I DO TOO AND I’VE NEVER EVEN HAD A FUCKING TIMBIT, THANKS A LOT.

Love you baby <3

If you really loved me, you would smuggle Timbits into the country for me.

I actually think that’s considered high treason, on par with texans smuggling chili across state lines.

(via dixie-chicken)

15 notes

  1. starmander reblogged this from dixie-chicken and added:
    It’s in Manitoba. It’s like here but somewhat less objectively-awful?
  2. dixie-chicken reblogged this from jessicamiriamdrew and added:
    … Sweetie? We’re moving to Winnipeg. I don’t even know what fucking province it’s in, WE’RE MOVING TO WINNIPEG.
  3. starkblackmagic reblogged this from jessicamiriamdrew and added:
    Fuck Tim Hortons. There was a sign for one on my way through Connecticut and New York and I drove all over fucking...
  4. rilgon reblogged this from dixie-chicken and added:
    I actually think that’s considered high treason, on par with texans smuggling chili across state lines.
  5. starmander posted this
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