Stabilized Thermal Lance

Jul 31 2012 ∞

Superpower roulette, the page you get is your new superpower.

starmander:

baenhizzle:

silver-tie:

sharkchunks:

“This page needs content. You can help by adding a sentence or a photo!”

I gained the power to add a sentence.  Or photo.

I got the power of Cape Manipulation.

Now, I know what you’re thinking - that’s a fucking gay superpower. The power to make your cape flutter. Great.

I actually read on, and realized it’s probably the most inconspicuously overpowered superpower I can think of. I could be anyone from Batman to… uh… batman. Batman’s cape is pretty boss, and mine would be more so.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omniarch

Um.
I think I win, you guys. Brb channeling epic-level trickster. 

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meteor_Summoning/Gallery

YES YES YES YES METEOR METEOR METEOR METEOR

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Matter_Transmutation

I forget, does this allow for RESURRECTION OF THE FUCKING DEAD (wesker)?

can I at least transmute things into funky remixes?

(Source: professorsteel)

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