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Sep 07 2012 ∞
birdsy-purplefish: wilwheaton: election: Other things you could have done in the time it took Clinton to deliver his speech: Walk from one side of Charlotte to the other Get through half a game of Settlers of Catan Microwave and eat a pack of hotdogs, one at a time Metabolize one beer Get halfway through a sleep cycle Read 12 pages of Proust Watch Gangnam Style 11 times Learn esperanto - Jason Because reading 12 pages of Proust is so much more important than understanding how badly the GOP has fucked the country, and how hard Obama is working to unfuck it in the face of unified GOP opposition in both at every level of government. Jesus Christ, media. If you spent as much time informing people about things that matter as you do on pointless shit like this and reality TV, we’d probably have a working, functioning democracy in America. Oh no, someone who is good at talking! Quick, look away! WIL WHEATON used TRUTH BOMB! It’s super effective!

birdsy-purplefish:

wilwheaton:

election:

Other things you could have done in the time it took Clinton to deliver his speech:

  • Walk from one side of Charlotte to the other
  • Get through half a game of Settlers of Catan
  • Microwave and eat a pack of hotdogs, one at a time
  • Metabolize one beer
  • Get halfway through a sleep cycle
  • Read 12 pages of Proust
  • Watch Gangnam Style 11 times
  • Learn esperanto

- Jason

Because reading 12 pages of Proust is so much more important than understanding how badly the GOP has fucked the country, and how hard Obama is working to unfuck it in the face of unified GOP opposition in both at every level of government.

Jesus Christ, media. If you spent as much time informing people about things that matter as you do on pointless shit like this and reality TV, we’d probably have a working, functioning democracy in America.

Oh no, someone who is good at talking! Quick, look away!

WIL WHEATON used TRUTH BOMB! It’s super effective!

(via dixie-chicken)

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