Stabilized Thermal Lance

Oct 14 2012
onionhighonionandrenown:

elidyce:

fuckyeahcaptainamerica:

destronomics:

Remember how in the movie, Steve Rogers uses transparent touchscreen computer to do the reading and watch the video on his new teammates?
He can use.
A goddamn.
Microwave.



In my head, Tony finds Steve staring at the microwave with a puzzled expression during Steve’s first day at Stark Tower. Two jokes and a patronizing explanation of the Magic Cooking Box later, Steve gently informs Tony that he knows how to work a microwave just fine… but that he wasn’t sure where the ‘defrost’ function on this one was, because it’s not labeled and Tony doesn’t keep the manual on hand and it’s really quite helpful to do that, you know, just for future reference.
Tony has no idea where the defrost function is, and slinks away muttering about asking Pepper.

Instant headcanon.

Motion carries.

onionhighonionandrenown:

elidyce:

fuckyeahcaptainamerica:

destronomics:

Remember how in the movie, Steve Rogers uses transparent touchscreen computer to do the reading and watch the video on his new teammates?

He can use.

A goddamn.

Microwave.

In my head, Tony finds Steve staring at the microwave with a puzzled expression during Steve’s first day at Stark Tower. Two jokes and a patronizing explanation of the Magic Cooking Box later, Steve gently informs Tony that he knows how to work a microwave just fine… but that he wasn’t sure where the ‘defrost’ function on this one was, because it’s not labeled and Tony doesn’t keep the manual on hand and it’s really quite helpful to do that, you know, just for future reference.

Tony has no idea where the defrost function is, and slinks away muttering about asking Pepper.

Instant headcanon.

Motion carries.

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  1. nerdygirl1914 reblogged this from fuckyeahcaptainamerica and added:
    he is NOT an idiot
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    People tend to forget that Steve picks things up really freaking quick. Remember in Captain America when he broke into a...
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    Fun fact: Microwaves were discovered in WWII but only gained popularity as a domestic item in the 70s. That still...
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