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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
afniel
apolladay

if mermaids were real (and well integrated into society), do you think humans would still eat fish or would there be more remorse around it?

would you eat fish meat next to a mermaid?

yes, humans would eat fish no problem

yes, but with some discomfort

no, it would be frowned upon

no, nobody would eat fish

bonus: centaurs and other half human creatures too

LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK PLEASEEE

homoqueerjewhobbit

"Do you mind if I eat this salmon on front of you?"

"The leg of this pig looks really similar to yours, are you bothered if I eat it? See how weird that sounds. Fucking bipedal racist."

afniel

W...what are we assuming the mermaids eat? Would they not eat fish? Because that sounds wildly improbable. I think we'd be bonding over seafood actually.

rilgon

For real. There would be some people who’d be weird about it but most people and most mermaids would probably be throwing down at the wildest ass crawfish boils and shit.

afniel
afniel

Would you just look at this crazy-faced Beaſt type of thang. How is he even real. He's so Eyes.

[Video ID: A black and white tuxedo cat with comically huge green eyes is sharpening his claws on a carpet-covered scratching post with great vigor and weirdly single-minded focus. The camera viewpoint is from right on top of the post, causing the view to be a little fish-eyed and further emphasizing how silly this cat looks. Not only are his eyes enormous, but his ears are also back in excitement, making him look even more ridiculous. Sometimes he stops and looks over his shoulder, wiggling his ears around like satellite dishes, but then he goes back to scratching like his life depends on it. End ID.]